"I'm Drunk" -- What Does it Mean?

Author: Soren M.

"I'm Drunk" -- it seems to be a simple phrase. Primarily, it means that one has ingested enough alcohol to feel intoxicated, and possible somwhat incapacitated. Afterall, alcohol has that effect on people. However, it can also mean other things. Let's explore...

If a man says, "I'm drunk," it may be that he is expressing that what he says next may not make sense. For example, "I'm drunk, but does this swim suit make my head look orange?" Or perhaps, "I'm drunk, but I happen to find our grossly overweight coworker very, very attractive right now."

When a woman says, "I'm drunk," it could be for the same reason, or for a number of other reasons. For example, maybe she is ready to mate, and she's looking for a partner. If she exclaims, "I'm drunk!," it could be to inform potential mates that she will be receptive to their advances.

Now, other people may use the phrase to refer to other things. For example, you may feel drunk on love, so you may say, "I'm drunk" to your lover to let him or her know how strongly you feel about them. Or may you've eaten a lot of chocolate, and you feel drunk, so you say, "I'm so drunk on this chocolate right now -- my head is swimming."

There are really so many scenarios where you might use the phrase. But as I suggested earlier, it's mostly used while ingesting alcohol, whether it be beer, wine, bloody marys, margaritas, or just shots. The feeling of drinking alcohol can feel so good that people just exclaim, "I'm soooooo drunk. Whoohooo! Spring Break 1996!"

In conclusion, you should be very careful when drinking, and you should absolutely, positively, never ever drink and drive. Instead, stay home and browse the internet. Perhaps have some wine, and then, after your fourth glass, say, "I'm drunk!"

Soren Michaels is a professional who loves to say, "I'm drunk!"

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